Hancock, 2008

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*1/2 / ****


Cameraman: *zooms in on Will Smith's ass*
Jason Bateman: *wishes he had Will Smith's ass*

Charlize Theron: "Why the hell am I in this movie?"


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Another old one. It's what got me a job at the Chron.

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Inspired by the western 3 Godfathers, Tokyo Godfathers never puts itself into one set pattern, or even genre. In its 92 minute running time, the animated film jives and dashes through drama, comedy, and even bicycle-laden action. The quasi-holiday tale begins when three cranky homeless people find an abandoned baby in the trashcan and decide to find its parents, setting our heroes on their noble quest.

But what unheroic heroes—a cynical ex-bicyclist, a loosey-goosey drag queen, and an erratic runaway, all possessing an assortment of scars, masks, and virtues. Before long their lies and histories begin to emerge, giving the viewer a truly memorable triad of protagonists.

Director Satoshi Kon (Millennium Actress) has teamed up with Keiko Nobumoto, whom the animé-savvy may know as the writer of Cowboy Bebop. The story differs greatly from Kon’s previous works that featured lovelorn actresses and paranoid pop stars. With Tokyo Godfathers he doles out the comedy but retains the same poignancy that has made his previous films memorable.

Kon also stands as a master of his art. He uses the freedom of animé to let loose and tell a wild yarn while retaining a strong emotional link with the audience. A more realistic style of art dominates the film, but gleams with the exaggerated facial expressions and defiance of physics, as well as the quirky, oddball humor associated with much of the genre.

The whimsical humor may irritate—my grandmother would find nothing amusing about the distracted protagonists brushing past a woman jumping off a bridge (though they do rush back to help). Nor will the often humorous reliance on coincidence be to everyone’s taste.

Dubbing can often run the gamut of dull to eye gouging. Luckily, Samuel Goldwyn Films took the cheaper route and didn’t bother. For those who bawled through Pan’s Labyrinth or gawked at Daywatch, the original voice actors give spot-on performances, especially throaty Aya Okamoto as Miyuki (a young animé female without an über-high Sailor Moon-esque voice!). I have a suspicion that there are nuances lost in translation but the dialogue still works.

Miyazaki takes us to worlds of fantasy and dreams. Kon remains closer to earth, with a steely Tokyo and physically unattractive characters. Yet amongst the pain and strife of each of the heroes is also a spark, driving each to survive and stick together, despite Yakuza weddings, Mexican hitmen, and trips to the hospital. This alternatively cold and humorous reality is what makes Tokyo Godfathers an amusing, poignant film that can put a humorous turn on any situation, while never becoming lost in its own gags.

***1/2 / ****



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Fool's Gold, 2008

Posted on 7:51 PM, under , , ,

This one never made it into the paper, on account of a spazzy server. At last, it lives!

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Once, the Caribbean was a place of high-seas adventure, rum, and battles with undead pirates. In modern times it is a place of romantic comedies. Instead of swordfights, we have angry rappers, and instead of cursed Aztec gold, we have a lot of shirtless Matthew McConaughey. The trade off is far from ideal, as Fool's Gold proves.

Tess (Kate Hudson) is finally divorcing her jobless, quixotic, often shirtless husband Finn (Matthew McConaughey), having experienced nothing in their marriage but good sex and failed treasure hunting. But Finn, still in love with both Kate and treasure, has coaxed wealthy yacht owner Nigel (Donald Sutherland) and his celebrity-hobnobbing daughter Gemma (Alexis Dziena) into helping him search for the sunken dowry of a Spanish queen.

For a fleeting moment, it appears that Nigel and Gemma may become prospective love interests of Kate and Finn, but no dice. To add to the drama, Nigel just happens to be Kate's employer. And Finn just happens to be hunted by the rapper Bigg Bunny (Kevin Hart), his creditor.

As a romantic comedy, Fool's Gold flounders. Tess and Finn do not work as a couple because neither change—Finn is the same person in the end who Tess wanted to divorce in the beginning. Hudson and McConaughey lack the chemistry to make us suspend disbelief. Either money is the band-aid of all relationship ills, or the American 50% divorce rate has some logic. The comedy half is lackluster and predictable, such as Tess smashing Finn's face in with a cane and storming off. Why is spousal abuse entertaining?

The supporting characters, while closer to caricatures, are more logical and amusing than Tess or Finn. The only love that has any weight in the film is that between Nigel and ditzy Gemma.

Fool's Gold's ultimate failing, however, is that it should never have been a romantic comedy. The backstory of the treasure, a tale of honor and desperation, is the most interesting part of the film but has no payoff. Fool's Gold could have been a rollicking, light adventure film, perhaps a wild dash through the Caribbean featuring a treasure-hunting couple. It is halfway there--the over the top action scenes are the film's strongest point. But instead, the film focuses on the romance while adventure and fun fade into the background. It's hard to concentrate when the landscape is more interesting than the leads.

**/****

"Do you think you could put a shirt on for ONE minute?"
"Bite me."



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